My neurologist’ recorded line started off w “do not show up to the clinic w/o an appointment unannounced” and I totally understand that cause I’ve been on hold for 30 min and definitely feel like showing up unannounced

every once in a while i feel dat USA in my veins and start cravin a hot dog 🦅🇺🇸

Noticed ur weird. Do u wanna meet my parents

Saw Spider-Man yesterday, seeing asteroid City today and Indiana Jones Sunday !! Movies are so mf back baby

i love them i’m sorry

thats exactly how i would react i cant do this

So true this is exactly how mine is

I fuck w her heavy

Dolly would never do this. She’d be like “well you GOTto take a pitcher beCAWs one day yer gonna take a look atcherself and say my, my, my, whatever happened to those years? now me, I just cawl my favorite surgeon. I don’t have shame. take a photo honey. it’ll last longer.”

me hearing the ufo news

the people's princess

really enjoyed the polite way old people would call you weird as a child. “You march to the beat of your own drum” hell yea i do

we used to be a society…