@MadCerealWife "Easily one of the worst of mine."

@MissKittyHolmes ?

@MissKittyHolmes He picks it up and looks at it. "Huh?"

@MissKittyHolmes "Uhhhh... Sure.." He throws the mouse around 75 yards.

"Listen here you little shit."

@MissKittyHolmes "What?"

@MissKittyHolmes "Alright then."

"Well it's not wrong, for once."

"I'm not saying we should kill all the psychos on Pandora, I'm just saying we should 'accidentally' fire moon rockets at them."

@MissKittyHolmes He looks at her tail. "Keep forgetting you're a cat person.."

"Hey vault hunters, I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you y'know.. Off yourselves."

"Sometimes I like to just sit down on pile of my subordinates. Why? Simply because I can."

"Good God this plant is dead! Here have a wake up call." He pushes a shiny red button, sending a meteor strike down on a bandit camp.

"We make millions of dollars up on Helios, yet our pretzels still taste like shit... Well it's time to shoot someone out the airlock! Hey -

"Day 50: Still no sign of any vault hunters on Pandora... Man it's depressing here. I mean seriously, y'all are either dead, or just quiet."

"Well that's not good... How can I screw over everyone on Pandora without lube?!"

"Oh god... Oh hell no.. THIS IS JUST WRONG!"