Charge the checkerboard! #TBT to 2016 when the Vols checkered Neyland and #BeatFlorida 38-28.

ISO: someone to let me use their hulu account for bachelor in paradise only. please, i’m begging you.

I started my post-holiday break return-to-work like any normal person would… had a brutal on call shift, tried to take a power nap, slept through 6 alarms, woke up at 8:15 (work starts at 8), and arrived to work after 9am on the one year anniversary of my job. yay me!!

I mailed out christmas cards and realized I put the wrong zip code for my own address on every single card, but not until after I mailed them and I have apparently been using the wrong zip code ever since I moved into my house

the holidays really aren’t enjoyable when you spend them alone

I worked 130 over the past two weeks. 90 of those hours were in just one week

I just told my mom “it would be cool if i could mouth the top of a wine glass” and she said “if you could you wouldn’t have to worry about a date” during this time period monica was licking table salt off of her hand so much going on here

i’ll take 67° in january any day

I'm so sorry folks, I have seen my shadow !!! I PREDICT 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!! #GroundhogDay

important question that is up for debate: when you go to the bathroom, do you crinkle or fold your toilet paper?

someone tell me how I managed to spend an hour and a half baking a baked potato…..only for it to catch on fire

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

I need help settling a debate. What’s the better movie:

BOO! You owe me a marg

Happy Halloween. I had 1 unexpected trick or treater. What did I give them? A pack of ramen noodles and a Swiss roll.

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM

THE ONLY TEAM IN SEC HISTORY TO WIN 60 GAMES IN A SEASON: Tennessee Baseball 🏆🍊

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8️⃣ years ago today. One of the wildest endings in college football history 😱