Lol the way Harriet Harman looks at BJ. #PrivilegesCommittee

It's clear to me from the #BorisJohnson testimony that Downing Street thought they were above COVID guidance. Most companies did NOT try to worm around the guidance "mitigations" like #10. #PrivilegesCommittee

Has this happened before with a royal visit? (Anywhere not just to France.)

So I cancelled Virgin Media Television on February 28 giving them the required one month's notice. But as I received no emails and no letters, I checked again today. Guess what? They had not processed it! So I must now pay for an extra month! @VirginMedia you suck.

So, has anyone found The Times' April Fools prank? I've been through the paper twice with no luck. The Times and The Sunday Times ?

Nick Cave sitting in the Abbey for the #Coronation ?? Now I've seen everything!

There were moments in the Coronation procession when I thought I was watching a live Cecil B. DeMille production.

BRING ON THE SUPERTUNICA!! #Coronation

That golden coach is straight out of Cinderella #Coronation

Camilla must be dying for a fag. #Coronation

From the bucket list website I've been working on: here are no fewer than 34 Traditional foods to try in Greece bucketlisttravels.com/round-up/34-tr… In the picture: black cherry spoon sweets

R.I.P. Tina Turner, greatest diva of them all. Should you disagree, then this goose-pimple inducing, performance of "I've loving you too long" will turn you into a lifelong fan. m.youtube.com/watch?embeds_r…

I’m proud to be standing as your Labour candidate in the Uxbridge & South Ruislip by-election. I was born here & grew up here and I know we need a Labour MP who will put Uxbridge & South Ruislip first. Join my campaign and let's make it a reality 👇 dannybeales.com

I just read Boris Johnson's resignation statement. "I have been an MP since 2001", he says. The cheek of it! He resigned between 2008 and 2015 when he was mayor of London. He does embellish the truth, does he not?

Annoyed by the constant mispronunciation of Andy Murray's opponent in tonight's tennis marathon: he's STEfanos TsitsiPAS.

Put your hands together for Mary Novakovich, winner of the Travel Narrative Book of the Year - The Adele Evans Award, sponsored by Visit San Antonio, partnering with ANTOR UK. #BGTWAwards2023 🥂

I wonder if Pitt the Younger has his phone turned on?