Dum excusare credis, accusas. (When you believe you are excusing yourself, you are accusing yourself.) ― St. Jerome

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ― John F. Kennedy

There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the other hand, don't count on it. ― T. K. Lawson

If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

It is the business of the future to be dangerous. ― Hawkwind

Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. ― National Lampoon, "Deteriorada"

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

A little caution outflanks a large cavalry. ― Bismarck

"But I don't like Spam!"

I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine! ― Vidiu Platon

Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.

At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.

Vote anarchist.

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours. ― Anonymous

There will always be survivors. ― Robert Heinlen

Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. ― Karl Kleinpaste

The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of space and time. ― Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. ― Albert Einstein