My Roman Empire is thinking abt this girl that I let wear my red champion hoodie on the 4th of July like 2 years ago and I kept texting her for it back and then she blocked my number

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

Whenever my boyfriend isn’t around I actually deactivate and I don’t reboot until he comes back

She going through her bf’s likes at the Faye Webster concert

this tiktok comment literally changed my life

All I do is bother and terrorize Ezra and he still keeps me around!!! This is my win of 2023!!!!!

a relationship should be 50/50 i make her breakfast and she hunts me for sport

when that post yap clarity hits

it makes me suicidal

I’m ready for a highschool reunión already I got some things to say

Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right

me and my 30 year old coworker

i am fucking addicted to being a couple minutes late to work

I’m still mad today

Mysterious online *hopefully* and a yapper in person *non-negotiable”