anyone who thinks spaghetti is superior to plate lickin, oozy, gooey lasagna can NOT be trusted.

/ twitter does the most random, dumbass updates. like who asked for updated graphics on the like button???? 🥴 give a damn edit tweet option already.

i knew i liked you.

it does. it really does.

/ So I just got told that the reason someone had waited so long to interact with my acc was because I was intimidating and...🥺 what?? is this true? i’m so nice!

yes. but having good taste in food too? cmon, red. let’s go get pasta.

LMMAOOOOOOO. this. follow this rule kiddos !

attaboy red, i’m making lasagna so bring a bib, it’s saucy.

and just like magic, she’s back. with drops of Jupiter in her hair.

bad news: she spent it on shoes. good news: he’s gonna love the shoes.

she’ll make sure he does. she even got the ones with his initials. little 𝓐’s right on the back of em’ — just wait till he sees.

well that’s true, he’s always so stubborn. maybe she’ll just have to ask him nicely to tell the truth…backwards. Afterall, he should know by now that she has a special way with her words.

ah, there’s her devil. she’s just leaning into him—smiling in those big arms of his.

/ gonna try and come back here more. Sorry to anyone I left hanging on replies. I miss you 🤍🖤🤍

/Gimme good Bruce’s to write angsty love stories with. Thanks bestie.