Frens, for this week’s #TongueOutTuesday the marvellous Mavis has had a go, under the careful tutelage of the master Menace with his artful #ToT swipe🤣👍💙 #nortysquad

Frens, this evening I am instructing marvellous Mavis in the fine art of “bitey face” playing. Unfortunately she seems a very quick learner #ouch #nortysquad

Frens, we’ve had a great first week with marvellous Mavis, who’s showed some strong #nortysquad potential 🤣👍👏 She’s fitted right in with our spaniel #shenanigans but the excitement has caught up with her tonight 🤣👍😴

Frens, we have a new drinking bowl! HuMummy missed our synchronised #TongueOutTuesday #neednewstaff With 40 degrees later this week we’re going to need a bowl this BIG! 🤣👍💙

Frens, we have an impawtant announcement! 🥳📣🤣 Marvellous Mavis has been on Twoofworld for just a week and already has been propositioned by a very unsuitable/suitable boy furfren!!! 🥳👍👏💙 We’ve been cruising this platform for over 5 years and never had a sniff? 😱😭💙#WTD

Frens, Mavis is trying her first #WontLookWednesday 👍 appawrently her foot needed cleaning far more than paying attention to the Mammarazzi 🤣👍👏💙 #nortysquad

Frens, as marvellous Mavis has only been with us #nortysquad for a week. she’s not really got a #ThrowbackThursday to offer you all. Would a cute boop do instead??? 💙🥰👍👏 #dogsofX #adoptdontshop

Frens, #HappyFroiday 👏👍🥳 we have an impawtant announcement! 📣 Our new garden water bowl is big enuf for a cooling dip & splashies! 🤣🤣🤣 #puppypaddlingpool #nortysquad

Frens, #HappyCaturday from the feline nortysquad It’s Morse’s 2nd Gotcha day today 🥳 JRT fursis Maddie found him abandoned under a tree near our house & HuMummy had to bottle feed him for several weeks as he was so very teeny tiny 🐈💙 #catsoftwitter #catsofX

Frens, fanks for all his Gotcha Day wishes, we saw Morse’s #nortysquad potential from an early age 🤣👍🐈

Frens, while stuck inside today, staying cool & out of the heatwave, we’ve made an alarming discovery on the iBone 😱 Bretons are appawrently no longer considered a spaniel!! Do we send marvellous Mavis back to the forest? or Start a strict spanna indoctrination programme? 🤔💙

Frens, marvellous Mavis tried a #TongueOutTuesday without #nortysquad supervision today! Instead she asked HuMummy for some advice #doh #rookiemistake 😱🤣🥺

Frens, we’re understandably mad about marvellous Mavis, our newest #nortysquad recruit, who is executing a pawfect #WontLookWednesday in our humble opinions 🤣👍👏💙😘🥰❤️

Frens, “FREE to a good home, well any home really”!!! 🐾 One supaw norty B&W spanna who chose today in 38 degree heat to chew through his paddling pool 😱🥺😂 #wtd #nortysquad #shenanigans #noremorse

Frens, it’s #ThrowbackThursday and only 4 weeks ago today we learnt that marvellous Mavis’ owners had dumped her in the forest all alone and didn’t want her back. 😱🤬😭 #theirloss How it started & how it’s going 😘💙 #AdoptDontShop #nortysquad

Frens, its next level norty this morning! But this time not from us boys but from our littlest JRT fursis Maddie 😱👍🤣 Each morning the hoos feed the fishy carp in our lake & Maddie stole the bread right out of their mouths #cheeky #impressive #shenanigans #nortysquad 🐟 👏🐟👍

Frens, the hoos have informed us #nortysquad that it is in fact #InternationalDogDay today. We told them don’t be soooo ridiculous EVERY day is our day! 🤣👍💙 #dogsofX

Frens, pawsitive thoughts for Max please. He’s in the vets for eating something he shouldn’t (sound familiar #nortysquad behaviour 😱) & he’s got a blockage in his intestines. The hoos are supaw worried but at least they got to give him a cuddle before the operation 🤞🤞🤞🙏🐾

Frens, fanks for all your pawsitive vibes while I’ve been at the veterinhairy, it is very much appreciated 👍👏💙 I am home now and feeling rather sorry for myself but also sporting a rather fetching onesie for a little while 😱🤣 😘#steadygirls #controlyourselves