I wear an Apple Watch so I can get quick access to critical information that I need to make decisions #tacobell

Rick Perry is the designated survivor. In other news, today I remembered that Rick Perry exists. #SOTU

I thought he was going to say "Buzz Lightyear" #sotu

As a borderline libertarian, I think gridlock IS greatness #sotu

I thought Joe Biden ended cancer several #SOTU s ago.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Tdx converge conference TeamDynamix #TDXConverge

Soft serve ice cream is the best ice cream.

Trump's stopping of foreign drugs is great for American drug dealers! #Jointsession #JointAddress

I'm going to open a repair shop for Corvettes and call it Proper Vetting. Or maybe Extreme Vetting #Jointsession #jointaddress

Biden totally would have ridden a motorcycle #Jointsession #jointaddress

We appreciate India. Especially for inventing Naan. That stuff is delicious. #Afghanistan

Very Presidential Trump is way less entertaining than stream of conscious Trump #Afghanistan

wonder what affect our new #Afghanistan strategy will have on our critical supply of Afgan blankets and Afghan Hounds.

I saved the dashcam footage from my Vegas drive and bsom stitched it together and sped it up 400x youtu.be/YnNDogzkWE0

Was going to decorate a Trump pumpkin- they are both the same color. Instead I'll do Bernie Sanders and take half of my neighbor's pumpkin

The State of the Union is orange. #SOUTU

Nibbler the cat doesn't care about infrastructure but is hoping there is a kibble plan in tonight's #SOTU

I think I saw Walls of Flame open for Metallica back in the 90's #SOTU

Someone in the audience really hates unemployment #SOTU