Tooth hurty

mac Just bought twitter stock

I love that in the landscape of competitive fast food advertising, Carls Jr occasionally decides to throw caution to the wind and be aggressively sexual

mac

Did people in history ever listen to Yellow Submarine out at the bars? It was #1 in the world for a minute

I know when that hotline bling 😎 That can only mean one thing 😔

Venmos social feature is insane

Forgot to think of a tweet today ❤️

My ego takes a hit every time I go to LAX and noone looks at me like they’re trying to figure out if I’m famous

Ngl Hannah Montana was such an enticing premise

Previously on lost

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

My roommate is watching Puss in Boots 2 tonight and I just caught him laughing

mac the people want to see your Spotify Wrapped.

“Notre Dame’s path to the playoff”

Hook em

Most annoying time of year… when Alabama starts to look like they might be the team that is going to win it all… for the millionth time…

Slowly renaming any groupchat I’m in to “Mac and the gang”

No one talks about AIM but that for sure happened