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Get all the bones I can find, the bones are their money. Also, they are bones.

Today, a straight, tried to introduce me to Trixie Mattel. Like if I were to introduce a black friend to Beyoncé.

I made a meme for fans of Peacemaker and Moon Knight, and only fans of Peacemaker and Moon Knight: Spoilers 👏 Spoilers 👏 Spoilers 👏 Spoilers 👏 Spoilers 👏 Spoilers 👏

Elon has “my friends only like me for my money” vibes.

Karen Olivia, Anthony Ramos and Brandon Uranowitz in a Revival of Kiss of the Spider Woman, directed by Stephen Brackett with a set by Beowulf Boritt!

Conservatives: if they can see gays kiss that’s the lgbt agenda trying to indoctrinate our kids! LGBT Agenda: *plays a Kate Bush song during Stranger Things*

Hi, I made a short film about my grandmother and it just won an award and she died a few months ago and I wasn’t expecting this and it’s just really cool.

Check out my new ⁦@TheRizzleApp⁩ series, Your Best Batman! My first guest is ⁦Sean Von Gorman (of Comics)⁩ talking about Adam West!

I became a pot dealer for a month in high school cause I found a baggie of weed outside of the Angelika.

Holy Cow.

If this is really NC-17, I better see JFK’s butthole.

I didn’t wanna have to do this but David “Human Bag of D*cks” Zaslav has thrown the first punch. I’m going to systematically ruin his life, here’s how: #SummerCampIsland youtu.be/6Tp3KnorVMQ

Got to see Jaws again in theaters this weekend! I went with my friend who had never seen it and said “oh, this is like your kids book Boats.” Which is the movie Jaws but for kids done in crayon. Also it’s on Amazon kindle: amazon.com/dp/B00O4UE27E/… #Amazon

***LEAKED AUDIO OF CHRIS PRATT AS MARIO***

I love that the term “Groomer” has just replaced “faggot” by a group of people who know they can’t say it but still wanna be homophobic with emphasis.

***Leaked AUDIO*** Super Mario’s Chris Pratt as Garfield!

I haven’t seen Avatar since it was in theaters years ago. But I’m seeing Way of Water on Thursday. Should I do edibles?

#comedy #Queer #bear