Daily affirmation: Don’t let the shrimp tails of doubt ruin the Cinnamon Toast Crunch of your purpose.

sometimes going to get coffee isn’t really about the coffee

nap so good i had to save it for later

bro no way

the CDC says fully vaccinated individuals can now enter the danimals sweepstakes to win a trip to hollywood and hang out with zack and cody

Big Pharma says they need to charge astronomical prices to pay for research and development. Yet, the amount they spend on manipulating the market to enrich shareholders completely eclipses what's spent on R&D. Today, I confronted a CEO about the industry's lies, with visuals ⤵️

Juneteenth is officially a federal holiday.

If someone sees a Mr. Meeseeks walking around 14645 Roscoe Blvd, Panorama City, CA, please let him know that his break is over. The sooner he finishes his shift, the sooner he can disappear.

wait the olympic skateboarding outfits slap

There’s Japanese whiskey in this mug

when gas prices hit 4 dollars

BING (and I cannot stress this enough) BONG

something unthinkable has happened. one of the dinosaurs got out

we’re hosting coachella

How it feels to wear a tight black top