tell Aristotle to come outside right now, he has competition

this gif really is our biggest export

Khane ko kya order karu pe khud se vivad ho gya

Never in my life have i seen the ravi hold water. the riverbed is usually dry/empty. now watching it turn into an actual river feels surreal and horrifying at the same time

how i like my man

Maryam Nawaz made sure every flood relief food box had her face on it. Imagine losing your home, your crops, your children’s clothes to the water then opening a box of daal just to be reminded who’s drowning you in narcissism.

Crisis under Maryam Nawaz: - Ignored early warnings - went to Japan - Ignored 2nd strikes - went to Murree - Posted old video as “urgent meeting” - Waved at trees from boat - Removed Alkhidmat camps - returned aid boxes w/o her photos on - her photo printed on aid boxes 💔💔💔

This is an insult to the flood victims, these people have no shame.

Pakistan when

watching the kapil show ep with sid on it and every time he shows up i hit this emote

if i cant see you 17 times a week it ain’t no point of us talking

gotta diss you on twitter before i let the situation go

when he mentions another girl so now i have to turn into this mf

thinking i won't find out is so funny

men pmo ong

thanks to oomf i tried babars pasta today wow absolutely mind blowing 10/10 ☝🏻