I need a dog...or a cat.

oh great more trump supporters

the funniest cold open of any television show ever

Exactly.

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*Mark Walberg voice* Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe fuckyaself

Can't wait for Brady-hater Shannon Sharpe to give Brady an F on tomorrow's Undisputed for his 345 yards passing and 3 TD passes in just 23 minutes time of possession compared to Mahomes' 462 yards passing and 3 TD passes in 37 minutes.

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last year australia was burning up and this year texas is freezing over so my question is why can’t any of this shit happen to florida

Truth. X

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Twitter is undefeated.

With Facebook and Instagram down how am I to remember what happened on this date 8 years ago.

Fucking love CZARFACE. ALSO, spinning your records. Thank you CZARFACE for spending 2,694 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4John8f…

The CBS halftime show right now

Time to take the broadcast team to the booth. 😆#worsthalftimebroadcast #Bengals #Chiefs

Why in the fuck do people love billionaires? Respect yourself for fucks sake

Facts.