Big Bertha, the cow that drank whiskey, lived until she was 48, broke two Guinness world records and raised £60,000 for cancer research. Big Bertha was born in County Kerry, Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day 1945 and lived until 1993, which is exceptionally old for a cow.

It’s changed a bit since I last watched it. Think it was better with the Daleks.

Yeah get rid of slot

Gerrard is not only absolutely spot on, but his hairline is also now threatening to be below his eyes.

David Munyua has just hit the wrong finish, hit D5, gone 6 into a 9, hit the wrong finish again and then had the ally pally wasp land on his face. All in the space of a few minutes. My new favourite player

James Connolly on the glass 🤔

Give the cameraman a raise immediately

In other news, Gerwyn Price has just called out Joey Barton for a scrap Would pay some serious money to watch that hahahaha

I don’t think I’ll ever feel euphoria quite like Oasis ever again

Just been told Liverpool’s assistant Giovanni van Bronckhorst is taking the HT team talk because Arne Slot is in the medical room giving Cody Gakpo a lower leg massage to get him ready for the 2nd half. Chiesa has asked if he should warm up Slot told him to fuck off.

Plenty you plastic fan cunt

Quite pleased to see everyone disgusted at the idea of Curtis Jones leaving, actually

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne. One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. Paul Dowsley

The way the world works is funny. €75m was spent of "Viktor Gyokeres" but no one has €30m to spend on curing fucking cancer.

Kelleher: "I find a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and performances, because I don’t think this season is even important from a football aspect for them to be honest. It’s more about them personally and mentally" independent.co.uk/sport/football…

Fucking ridiculous. We will look back in years and think wtf did this guy do for the club

Fra ✨ We won’t be changing it that much few twks here and there keep it fresh up to slice of lime on the east side of the west side DIG

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 29. Oct. 2010, 4 am Arne Slot, nice person, should invite him soon.

Working 40 hrs a week so billionaires can eat children.

My son is watching his first Super Bowl. He just said “Daddy, why don’t both teams just share the trophy and be friends?” He’s 17. His teachers are really worried about him.