A truly "you just had to be there" moment!

THIS is girl dinner

Lying to me is like hexing yourself.

as a young ho, i be using a lot of dishwashing liquid

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

they said young hos dont put the number on the microwave they press +30 eight times😭😭😭

there’s a WAR on bad bitches

y’all up?

Like they stood a chance

This dress by Waad Aloqaili is to DIE for

why u always the victim in all ur stories yo character weak or sum?!

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart.. 9 year old me:

don’t be a fly nigga who doesn’t take God seriously

the countless sunsets i’ve missed bec of employment

I feel like as humans we all deserve to get a lil fucked up from time to time cause what even is this life shit.

do it while (whatever emotion is present)

my workout instructor just said “you do hard shit all the time for other people. for your boss. for your friends. for your family. now’s the time to do hard shit for YOU” best advice I’ve ever gotten while running 11 mph

if you would consult the graph.

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control