I really wish apple would stop suggesting me to update my friends contact info, like no, I don’t want to get rid of this extremely embarrassing picture and terrible nickname.

Love you Payno ❤️

I’ve been struggling to put into words how grateful I am for everything that’s happened over the last ten years. I’ve seen things and places that I’d only ever dreamt of when I was growing up.

“My mask has adjustable straps” is the new “my dress has pockets”

My toxic trait is trying to make people happy, no matter how much it cost me

i want harry styles to punch me in the face so hard with his “H S” rings so i have his initials perminately imprinted on my face

My sister is married with a kid and just announced they have one on the way and today I ate spaghetti sauce thinking it was soup... 😪

You’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta.

Did he stutter? Yes ✨💖🧚🏻

That’s the longest damn audit in the history of the IRS. 😂

GOLDEN. OUT NOW. HStyles.lnk.to/Golden

I meannnnn.... 💀💀💀💀

Thank you

I should’ve know that he wasn’t the one when we went fishing and all he wanted to fish for was brim

Table cloth magic trick

When the professor ask who the most prominent people are in the golden triangle... Strange Brew Coffeehouse

I am never on Twitter, but @Twitter YOU BETTER GIVE One Direction THEIR VERIFIED CHECK BACK OR ELSE

Dear Lynn Spruill The new sign ordinance would require us to kill our beloved Strange Brew sign. It’s an important part of our Strange Brew history & I hope it’s been an important part of our local community by making people laugh & brighten days. How can we #SaveTheBrewSign?