A very Happy New Year everyone 🥂

Last night’s menu at Frenchie’s was divine.. well worth the rare journey out of Richman

Some of Dora’s best work 👏🏼

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! Today I’m thankful for my family, my beautiful home(s) and the non existent income tax of the Bahamas.

Congratulations to my dear friend and Richman neighbor Chip Hampton for the critical and commercial success of his new movie.

The GTA 6 leaker answering his phone this morning

A fabulous opening gala for Chip Hampton’s newest picture. ‘American Maniac’ in theatres now.

My iFruit tag on Jasper’s collar suggests his dog walker is spending 1/3 of her designated walking time at a local Bean Machine. Why is good help so hard to find!

I’m not friends with anyone that wears DeKoch.

Some of you needed ‘easy way out’

The clerk at Covgari has the audacity to offer me Prosecco, instead of champagne, when I was trying watches on this afternoon. Is their budget really that strapped, or have standards just fallen?

I am truly horrified by the unhinged, mentally unstable woman that continues to stalk me. My dear, please check into Parsons. I will pay for your institutionalisation..

Unchecked mental illness has been the death of downtown Los Santos. Where is the action from our elected officials? I don’t want to step over a howling meth addict on my way to the opera.

Donating a humble $10,000,000 to the LSFD during these trying times.

Greetings from the Von Crastenburg‘s darling Bahamas retreat, Great Inagua 🏝️

Sometimes you just need to get away from it all. I’ve so enjoyed these passed few months in the Bahamas. Noon wake ups, cocktails on the veranda, fresh seafood. What a life.

I’ll never forgive my father for releasing a flock of peacocks onto the island. He thought they embellished the landscape. Beautiful, yes, but what a racket they make! Despite this I just don’t have it in me to put them down. Not something I say often.

Island life suits us

Martinis & scuba diving! What could go wrong?