MAGA freaking out about the Vikings having a dude cheerleader is a lot funnier when you realize Reagan use to kick and twirl for the crowd

Meanwhile me riding the metro at night

I need a laser level, and I'm desperate enough to get on here for recommendations. I was looking at RYOBI Tools USA and Skil Tools.

Also my trash hasn’t been collected for 3 wks. We’re surrounded by open drug markets the city has no interest in dealing with. A DC state would mean trash wouldn’t be collected and we’d be surrounded by open drug markets…without congress to blame. Fuck that. PICK UP THE TRASH.

And yet…

He warned us! "And the next thing you know, your son is playing for money in a pinch-back suit and listenin' to some big outta town jasper, hearin' him tell about horse race gamblin'. Not a wholesome trottin' race, no, but a race where they set down right on the horse."

🎶 HIT THE MUSIC 🎶 and let the weekend begin! The U.S. Amateur quarterfinals are LIVE on Peacock.

This is nazi propaganda

Come and take it

I dare you to explain what’s wrong with it

Welcome to the winner's circle, Akie Iwai 🏆

Twitter is going to lose its SHIT when Scottie finishes T14 and Jacob Bridgeman wins the FedEx Cup. Cannot wait.

Standing up for workers. Treating everyone with dignity and respect. Working as hard as possible for the people of Ohio. I've tried to live my life by those principles. But these days that's not what's happening in Washington—so I'm running for Senate.

Ohio, it’s official: Sherrod Brown is running for Senate!

3-wood is not as safe a play as you think. glfdig.st/E0Vf50WHc5L

I know it's probably gauche and against the zeitgeist, but I like pears more than I like apples.

Every day, I hear from Ohioans who know the system’s rigged. Washington’s raising prices and cutting health care to benefit wealthy donors and corporate special interest while workers foot the bill. I can’t just stay on the sidelines if I can do something about it for Ohio.

"The devil's in the details." That's my favorite phrase because it says, outright, that details are of Satan. Next question.

Planning a BBQ for Labor Day? You may need to leave a few guests off the list to afford burgers. According to the latest CPI report, beef prices are at an all-time high. Thanks to Trump, one of the most consumed foods in the US is no longer affordable. hubs.la/Q03D8lWr0

Obama should meet with Putin snd convince him to do what is good for the U.S. It's called good dealmaking or, simply, leadership! Cajole.