bro tapping me in for my turn on Bonnie Blue (I’m number 1000)

Joe Hortiz using the powers of Israel to make Kimani Vidal have a 100+ game just to trade him for Breece Hall

glad they got rid of the charger girls. I only want DUDES on my screen

Rashee Rice gets back from his crime spree and now their star rookie tackle is taking up the crime torch

Waddle unfollowed Tua on instagram 😱 #Giants 🔜

Joe Burrow is not top 5, he is simply a Jamarr Chase merchant.

typical Cam Skattebo pregame meal

“Hayden Hurst isn’t real he can’t hurt you” Hayden Hurst hiding in my closet:

the curse must be undone

just strapped myself down on the electric chair, bolt up with me guys

scratch that THE RANGER you get nothing buddy

Justin Herbert 0.7 seconds after snapping the ball

Greganyahu Roman

Chargers defense putting Carson Wentz back in MVP conversations for the first time since 2017. Bolt up with me

Chargers wearing the number 1 uniform in the league this week and Bradley Bozeman will be doing snow angels on the turf

zyn and diet coke combo cures a bad day

Chargers East might have it worse than us

if Justin Herbert has 1 million fans, I am one of them. 100,000? Still one of them. 1,000? Still one of them. 1 fan? Just me. No fans? Well I bolted up too hard and am now in purgatory awaiting the gates of heaven due to my sins of calling bengals fans retards on twitter

Not gonna lie I’d sacrifice my first born child to bring back Corey Linsley