[TikTok Female TTS voice] It's time to die for Israel.

Learn.

The most jarring thing for me in 'Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie' is the brief 3 second broadcast clip of Dewayne Staats speaking-- don't need to be reminded of the Tampa Bay Rays for any reason, it's like reminding someone about the time they got tortured in jail

That's crazy because it was such a big part of my childhood watching his exploits in 'Caillou'

Imagine you're Nancy Guthrie old as fuck tied up in a padlocked studio apartment and you see the head of the FBI popping bottles with Brady Tkachuk on a 32'' floor TV lol

I thought I was going crazy the last few times I was in London because EVERYWHERE I went I heard almost exclusively North American accents all around me and I later realized it was because the only people speaking loud as fuck in public were Americans

HEARTWARMING: a second multi-generational pedophile curse has befallen the Toronto Maple Leafs

The Balatro soundtrack alone instantly triggers a primal cascade of dopamine in my brain so I definitely cannot ever take up actual gambling, taking pills, drinking hard liquor (anymore), etc.

Low key annoying as fuck part about getting older is the doctor being totally overbearing about slightly elevated blood pressure readings, 160/90 on one of three readings at 24 elicits a little laugh, it's 'no problem'; at 34 they're trying to triage you by force like a wild ape

Holy fuck journalism is dead. What the actual FUCK is this headline?!

Congratulations to everyone pearl clutching about the term “goyim” for the last 48 hours

Actually worse than I thought. Disgraceful. Don't have the words.

I actually fucking hate Carney and Anand so much for the phrase “Iran-related hostilities” like how do you fucking sleep at night you nasty fucking pigs

I just think instead of Resident Evil 9 we should be more worried about President Evil 45

Operation I’ll Just Stay Up And Keep Drinking, That Way I Won’t Be Hungover At Work

Polish "dark factory" pumping out nothing but defective bombs because the guys working the assembly lines can't see what they're doing

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful