Now that #NoNutNovember is over, please resume snacking in peace and privacy.

Why is it ok to just lie in politics? For example: There are high standards in advertising. You can’t say stuff about a product that is blatantly untrue. Eg: Crisps make you score more goals. You’d have to prove that to be true. Yet in politics you can spout any old nonsense. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“What are you doing for Christmas?” Fetch me an armchair and a thousand individually wrapped chocolates and I’ll be happy to show you

After finally rewatching #InfinityWar I can say its even better the second time. Such a good film

Absolutely stunning from Luke Freeman for QPR FC 👏👏 Tune in to #EFLonQuest at 9pm for more belters like this 🔜

New Always Sunny not turning up on Netflix today has become a bit of a joke, but in all seriousness Netflix UK & Ireland , your customer service has really sucked. Actively ignoring questions all day.

My use of Twitter these days is like that one guy in a group chat that always reads but never types. I see what you lot are up to

Hahahahahaha fuck off mate

#Borderlands3 hype

Another lazy weekend #spartansoutheast

HUUUGILLLLLLL!!!!! #STOQPR

Struggling with the international break? 😫 Watching this B̶a̶r̶c̶e̶l̶o̶n̶a̶ QPR FC goal at least 37 times a day helps. 🤤🔥 #QPR

I think #Borderlands3 is one of them rare games that matches its pre release build up hype. Cant fault the game. Loving it

#RamboLastBlood is what home alone could of been if Macaulay Culkin wasnt a tease

Cute animal rhymes to say farewell: 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle loo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, gypsy moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

🤯 WHAT. A. GOAL. Bright Osayi-Samuel 💨 (0-2) #BIRQPR

One for you, QPR FC fans! Is this one of the best ends to a Play-Off Final this decade? #EFL | #EFL2010s

Seeing anyone cough in the UK. #coronavirusuk