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Lukas Garberh Official

@lukegarberg

Official account of Lukas H. Garberg I. Twitter verification pending. AMA’s every second Tuesday. ALERT: No more fan mail will be accepted… THERES JUST TOO MUCH

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calendar_today24-11-2017 23:13:21

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Just saw Santa. It’s been about four hours… I’ve seen things, twitter world has to know. I’m very disconcerted by a business card I found. I don’t have a magnifying class so I can’t currently verify the existence of any potential microscopic clauses.

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Sometimes I eat cereal out of a bowl with a straw built into it. Although I do enjoy some post-cereal milk, I cannot trust that straw. How clean can it ever really be? What if there’s a spider? Or Ralph? Theres no guarantee.

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Whenever I played chess I always imagined the rook as a castle (or at least, the icon for the rook is usually a castle), but I never stopped to consider how a castle could move?? Really makes you stop and think about the important things in life…:…………

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Can’t believe it’s been like 170 years and they still haven’t announced what they’re multiplying New York by. smh 🤨😒🥱

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I just witnessed a garbage truck driver litter. Like… dude, seriously?? Even worse, he didn’t even attempt to pick it up with the giant metal trash can claw.

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Saw #NopeMovie today. Really disappointed OJ didn’t say “mmm it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” when the UFO was standing behind him. Absolutely baffling.

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I still think it’s pretty astonishing we still haven’t found the other half of the dome yet. Are we sure Teddy Rosevelt didn’t just take it?

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I was getting my haircut the other day and the barber asked if I was a #StrangerThings fan. Of course, it was an emphatic yes, so they knocked me out and completely shaved my head. Love this fandom! 😍😍😍

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Shows these days are so depressing. That’s why I’m so glad I started watching #SuccessionHBO. Finally some characters I can root for. Every time those crazy kids are on screen I just think “Wow. Imagine how many jobs they’re creating!”

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One of my favorite activities is getting annoyed by a tik tok, then scrolling on, then scrolling back to that tik tok to look at the comments and then going to bed and then thinking about the tik tok in my head and opening the app again so I can get annoyed by the same tik tok