I want one of those jobs where you just get sent lots of freebies

This is getting ridiculous now, when am I getting a pug!!

Christmas markets are the best thing about this time of year ⭐️❄️

I. Am. Always. Hungry. 😩

So how can I get skinny before Christmas? Anyone?

OMG if I see 'the boy did good' one more time, imma put an air bubble in my blood stream 💉

@Eithneeeb whatcha get?

@Eithneeeb the boy did good! I don't get mind until tomorrow, so maybe I'm just bitter 😝

Why tf did I put coconut oil in my hair, not wash it out properly then not have time to rewash and now walk round lookin like a tramp. Ugh

Also I had a consultation at hairdressers looking like I'm lying about having washed my hair

Why

On the plus side, this pony tails so tight I've basically given myself a facelift

Feeling like you've been waiting for lunchtime for about three months

Getting your hair done is the best therapy ☺️

Like everyone's makeup skills are on a whole 'nother level nowadays and make it look so easy like NO BITCH.. I'm STRUGGLING. HELP ME.

Awww ye are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝

Need to get back on this

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