she paved the way for all the other girlfailures

I hate this about myself but the best I feel during a vacation is walking out of my office right before it starts

One day I want a love as pure as the love my mom’s cat feels for my mom

Pov you are a tasty treat

Was talking to a builder who was very pissed off at me for something that was completely his fault and I guess he had me on speaker phone in front of some of his employees because when I said “I bet you are a joy to work for” I heard laughter in the background and he hung up

Jody keeps confusing ‘the last of us’ with ‘this is us’ and is using them both interchangeably or calling it ‘this is the last of us’

This looks like Jim and Pam from hell

Girl, what are you talking about? Studying abroad is awesome! insider.com/nyu-student-ha…

Why does an adult man have a gif of a cartoon plane in his work email signature

Well twitter, it’s been a fun ride but I think it is my time to get off

The brilliant lucy is doing 30 min tomorrow at Ipanema.

I’m obsessed with the rva queer exchange fb group. Someone just made a call out post saying you’re not supporting BIPOC members if you criticize someone selling a broken TV for $80. Another lady let a homeless woman into her house and accused her of gaslighting. 10/10 content

Every time I don’t wear make up to work my boss asks me if I have been crying and I am really stupid for saying no each time bc I should be using it as a way to go home early

Friday morning after NYD’s karaoke night

Never met a girl whose trash was not full to the brim

This the type of man I should be setting my friends up with

There’s this one bathroom at work that no one uses because every time it rains these big fat cockroaches come up through the drain. My coworkers and I never talk about Cockroach Bathroom but we have all silently agreed that it does not belong to us anymore.