You got to love JIRA sometimes.. When creating a new ticket and you want to submit it, hovering over the button and you see "Press undefined+s to submit" 😆

"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit." - Anonymous

Kickin' of the morning with the queen of hardstyle Dana youtube.com/watch?v=TLGnXX…

That moment you realize you have found a true (sparring)partner within the client you "work" for. #letsMakeStuffHappen

The difference between well-tested code and no unit tests: 6 hours of work vs 3 minutes. Tell me again how unit tests are slowing development down.

Had somebody asking for tips on how to run microservices easily, they’re a freelancer on a project by themselves. The answer there is OH BOY DO NOT DO THAT. Microservices are hard, and not a solo job. Monoliths are fine for that just try and plan them half decent.

The day has come, ladies and gentlemen.

When your team focus is on the design system or other tooling that helps improve the productivity of other teams:

On Laracon US I announced the book I'm working on called Laravel Secrets! We will be sharing parts of the book in the future so make sure to sign up for updates! laravelsecrets.com

I'm looking for streamers that want to stream my game! Will give away keys for the #openbeta coming monday! shootmup.com/release #SmallStreamersConnect #SupportSmallStreamers #Stream #Twitch #twitchstreamer #SmallStreamerCommunity @SupStreamers

And gone is that piece of shit software that is YouTube (music) No more of that crazy stuff loading ads over a <1 mbit connection and retry buttons not working. #kthnxby

LOLOL who made this?

You can make more money, and you can make more code, but you can never make more time. This is why a modern, well designed code base matters. You need it to help you to save time in maintenance and new features. Time is precious, too precious to waste in technical debt.

How it feels when people ignore your comments on pull requests and merge anyway.

Getting people to talk about abstracts, interfaces and concrete implementations 𓆩✧𓆪 and how they impact our thing and (daily) work. #levelUp

I see so many people complaining that unit tests don't work because they require a giant setup block for each test case. If I need to setup too much, then it's a sign that my code is poorly designed, that classes are not well isolated. The tests are not the problem, the code is.

You can't unit-test a piece of code that is not a unit. If class Xyz requires 50 other classes to be in the correct state, then your unit is not Xyz, it's the collection of those 50 classes. Isolation allows you to split to smaller units, allowing for smaller tests.