Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

I think porn addiction is one of those things like ghost encounters and missing flights. it can only happen to you if you’re deeply stupid. it’s something a lower primate would have happen to them. Waaah! I can’t go to work, I love tugging on my shit too much!!!

The Blue Gentleman

truly cannot exaggerate how fucked it is to be talking about your amazing medical care while you are actively a reason millions of people might lose their health insurance

they kicked me out of the store for doing this

"Miscellaneous uncs" is like The Godfather, "shoot poison on stage" is like Godfather 2. Post of the year, easily, nothing comes close

Nicki: “huh… Kirk is the name, we carry the flame, y’all hoes are a joke cause I’m the best in the game. Make it… Work, Charlie… Kirk, Bottoms… up, shake it… twerk.” Tom McDonald ft. : “my balls fat, I blame the vaccine, SJWs mad, but Nicki’s my queen.”

Erika Kirk: “To those who killed my husband…Charlie Kirk…and who wish to undo his righteous work…I say to them…you will NEVER be able to purchase this limited edition set of Charlie Kirk dishware for only $39.99 or, if you call now, only $24.99 WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.”

😂😂😂

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

grimes: [microwaves her son because her nick fuentes chatbot told her it was the only way to purify his blood] elon musk looking indiscernible from a doughy butch wisconsin lesbian: grok can you make me into deadpool

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

gonna be a long walk back to Gary

The craziest part about Donald Trump pissing and moaning to Norway about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize is that he fucked kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Jump scare with maybe the ugliest car I've ever seen

10 year anniversary coming up

This is actually why in Inglorious Bastards he gave them something they couldn’t take off.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom