My name is Lucas . My age is so good and I’m not convinced. I was born to come home from a dinner I like to think about you and I appreciate y’all

I didn’t finish reading this tweet

Only if they write it as well. Actually never mind they can do whatever they want. Gods have no restrictions.

You were so close were it not for these minor deficiencies.

You earned this! You deserve this. You worked, you pleaded, you prayed, you slayed for this. Own this! This was ALL you.

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Thank you for sharing this.

Watch a movie you maniac

Pretty sure this is the same adolescent reasoning that spreads STDs.

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It’s like how I seduce wife when I say, “Tonight we’re gonna take it nice and Nevada and just focus on you!” #ElectionResults2020

Daughter got an illustrated Gods and Goddesses book for Christmas. She just said to her 3rd grade zoom class, “Wanna see what Hel looks like!” And I feel like they already know!

Order what you want! You be you! But, push comes to shove you order anything other than black coffee in a cop movie and you’re just an asshole. #cinemafacts

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I knew it

These guys are fun. I am very honored to have been a “guest co-host” on their inaugural show. It’s silly.