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First read this as her saying trying to make a profound point saying that we are still all monkeys

If you are 25 and you aren’t getting texts like these, you need to reevaluate your circle.

The witch hunt of Twitter users sleuthing college athlete’s Venmo sucks so bad. Sports gambling is the worst thing ever, but I can’t fully blame 19 year olds given every broadcast and league advertises it

Every time I eat something lately I think about how in cartoons they’ll just lift the whole table spread and slide it into their mouth. What a special talent that is

“autopilot felt safe and smooth, I assume it will get more aggressive over time” That seems good, about it getting more aggressive over time

Hey check out what this is responding to:

Michelle Tandler, who unsuccessfully launched a series of how-to videos including “how to boil water,” is worried Zohran Mamdani is not a serious person

My book on the transformation of the GOP is available for preorder from Verso!

Genuinely brutal stuff lol

Beautiful minds at work. TV is dead. Everything is TV now.

Not really sure what you say at this point — mostly because if you’ve read Klein at all, you’ve probably already said it!

It doesn’t sound like you want to say yes tbh!!

Not a joke: there is an Abundance Happy Hour happening at my local bar right. Not a joke, unfortunately

Well, they’re making some interesting points about unions… and this Don Julio tastes fantastic!

They are holding the bar, which is usually a great place to read and have conversation, hostage with speeches full of abundance puns👍

Finally a magazine for people who write for The Atlantic!

The funniest part is saying Trump inspired them and is leading the way for health and fitness

“Lit fiction” yeah that’s all books to me I love that shit man

PL Smoking that shit that made David Foster Wallace