me working for an hour vs me watching the entire twilight saga

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?

when i said i wanted to be fucked i didn't mean in the head

What the fuck was that? He’s like a poorly operated android.

This woman is an absolute vibe

whats their sign

“What an appalling, adulterous creep!” MM on Matt Hancock going on #ImACeleb 👍🏼

For years, my autistic brain’s benchmark for friendship was so low that I mistook many acquaintances for friends. E.g. I mistakenly saw friendship if our paths only ever crossed incidentally at a shared location (school, work, uni) and we routinely shared pleasant conversations.

Absolute scenes as Tory MP Vicky Ford is caught red handed telling lies about growth. The BBC pulled out a graph and her reaction was to just seamlessly continue lying. Unbelievable!

it's me, hi

Today Israel demolished a primary school in Masafer Yatta that had 23 pupils and three teachers. This is part of a state effort to drive Palestinians out of the area by making their lives unbearable. Expelling residents is a war crime.

it's always so funny to imagine daenerys most likely burned ed sheeran in one of these 😭

Fucking Ted Bundy could go into the jungle, and say some bollocks like “I just want to be loved” and 45 year old Linda from Hull would be sat at home going “aww, bless him, we all just want to be loved from time to time, don’t we Martin? Let’s vote for him!”

If you went to a school that charged your parents £46k a year, maybe don't tell strikers bringing up families on £23k a year they're overpaid

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

it's time to put up the twilight ornament

i dont even speak spanish, but i completely agree

which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or viggo mortensen as aragorn in the lord of the rings?

Kwasi Kwarteng says he got "carried away"? Mate, getting "carried away" is ordering another double at the bar and dancing like a tit - not tanking the fucking economy.