These few days have been tough. Care work is hard. Thank fuck I have Catfish&theBottlemen's glorious noise to keep me going. #albumoftheweek

Never have I been in such need of a break. Roll on Friday for birthday celebrations. Next week I am going to get drunk EVERY NIGHT.

Hanging out with my clients outside of work environment is quite probably frowned upon but becoming somewhat regular.

So operation 'grow my fringe out' is officially go and I panic every time I look in a mirror and see my forehead. #nomegusta

As if I turn 22 tomorrow. #ughno

Mum suggested I make a playlist for my birthday dinner tonight. Errr YES. #lotsofBeatles #lotsofDelays

What a beautiful day to stay inside and pretend it's summer.

I was just typing out a tweet about napping and I accidentally wrote bapping and now everything else is irrelevant.

Evening shift putting old ladies to bed, but Delays FSG thumping through my car speakers is taking me somewhere altogether more sunny.

I've seen more faeces in the last hour than any 22year old girl should see in a lifetime. #carerlife

"There are now more pandas in Scotland than Labour MPs". My favourite stat from @bbcnewsbeat this lunchtime. #GE2015

UuuuuUUUGGGHHH. At least Farage has fucked off at last.

I have never been so exhausted in my life but it's definitely been worth it. Such a great few days!

Wicked wingwoman skills from @BananaBaiba tonight. Appreciate it. 👍

Got to stop listening to Carrie & Lowell because I just end up a weepy mess and unable to speak sensibly for days. #SufjanStevens

Fatigue is determined to ruin my day today, but my ipod just decided to play my 'Disco Greats' album and that could cure anything. #nicetry

Time for a cheeky bath with my favourite music. I sometimes forget how lifechangingly good this… instagram.com/p/BA4Tg5Nsa_v/

Hapless #derrenmiracle

Tesco caramelised red onion tear and share bread with baked camembert? Stole the show at the Christmas party. #yum #TriedItFree