je t'aime (Mentions Howard Quimby, Haldor Brager V, Esq., Peter Darling) Read: tl.gd/n_1ss1sbg

Where my man at?

You want to skip steps? Won’t even share your location? Just poop the same place I poop?

[laughs] Fine, fine. I’ll make copies of the keys on one condition.

March into the DMV and change your address. [quirking a brow] Can you do that?

Change your address. -in person-. Can you do that? I’ll even choose a Roll Tide doormat.

[laughs] I’m a little more potty trained than that. But, me and your new door mat will be waiting.

[hella giddy, but won’t let it show too much.]

[Immediately searches for a Prince of Tides welcome mat]

[By Rachel Platten]

My deepest apologies. I’m still learning!

[kisses his cheek] Is it better now?

I gotta kiss all three? Okay. Of course. Anything to make it up to you.

[pouts a bit] I’m doing all the right things. I got the suit for game day, and the welcome mat, and the biggest fan in my bed.

I have learned it. It’s just been so long since we’ve last watched a game. Baby, I’m sorry.

[beams] Can’t wait.

#NewProfilePic Guys. It’s game day. #RollTide

This was another option. Maybe next week.

It’s a good thing I look good in crimson.

The DRAMA