“Influencers are the worst thing to ever happen to social media.” — Blanco

Great to have a partner in Josh Nelson who putts so well under tournament pressure. Warrior Golf Club #bogey #imaterriblefriend

The rise of flat-Earthers in the United States is evidence of two things: 1) the protection of speech, and 2) the failure of our educational system.

Because there is no correlation between body weight and the ability to hit a ball straight.

The conch has been blown. The 2019 #BM100 begins in one hour.

My friend went a Widespread Panic concert this weekend. This video was taken by his unhappy brother. LAY'S #WidespreadPanic #WSMFP #YouCantDrinkBeer

Trump just said "my father is German, was German. Born in a very wonderful place in Germany." Fred Trump was born in New York.

Why does God favor Mormons more?

You remain patient. #TigerWoods #TheMasters

Today at lunch, I saw a group of girls repeatedly trying to get a boomerang just right for Instagram. Where did we go so wrong as a species?

⁦@maxhoma23⁩ My buddy Craig primarily blames flexibility for his lack of distance...

I’ve been using napkins to wipe my ass the last five weeks. Toilet paper has been added to Monday’s grocery list.

Wallasey Golf Club 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Old Tom Morris — 1891 Perhaps the country’s hidden gem. Wonderful in every way. Play it before you die.

Sunningdale (Old) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Willie Park Jr. • 1900 Sixty miles from the nearest coastline, in Berkshire, is where you’ll find the No. 1 course in England (according to Golf Digest.) After spending a day there, it’s easy to see why.

Royal Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 R. Chambers & G. Morris • 1869 Harry Colt • 1924 The Open Championship has been played thirteen times here and the history can be felt. Hoylake teaches us that eclectic topography, with towering dunes, is not a requirement for great golf.

Royal Birkdale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 George Lowe (1889) Hawtree & Taylor (1931) Birkdale is brilliant - a network of holes inside a network of dunes. Flanked on both sides by the mounds, between them like corridors, each one feels like an amphitheater. The Open Championship returns here in July.

Royal Lytham & St Annes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 George Lowe (1886) | Harry Colt (1919) There is a certain mystique about Royal Lytham. A classic out-and-back routing, with a par 3 opener, it has hosted #TheOpenChampionship eleven times.

Hesketh Golf Club 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James O.F. Morris (1885) A short drive from Birkdale, Hesketh is the oldest club in town. It’s fun, in a Tenacious D kind of way. There’s plenty of good stuff here and the finishing six-hole stretch is superb.

Styrofoam was invented in 1941. Fast forward 84 years – you can now purchase a six-pack sleeve (logo included) at the pro shop for $18.

Carmel Country Club (North) George Cobb, 1950. This 36 hole complex sits across the way from Quail Hollow and boasts an impressive amount of acreage & amenities. A very fine golfing experience with delicious bunkering.