"Life is like the ocean. Rough, harsh and unpredictable, but its still frickin' beautiful." 🌊 Marvel OC, Comics, MCU RP, Crossovers. 💧+5 years EXP. Literate Semi Descriptive. 🌊Hydrokinetic Mutant, Ninja, "Werewolf-ism". 💧 Loves Anime, Big Dork. Ships? Maybe. 🌊 🔁 & ❤

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"Guten morgen New York!!!" 🖤semi new portrayal of Kurt Wagner ❤️ Hell-Crawler event 💙 matches rp style 🖤 temp pinned

𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞; 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 ― 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐈, 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃. 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘. x.com/FaustusTempted…

He didn't know he was such a popular topic of conversation among his son's friends ... all is as it should be.

"Ah, the smell of brimstone..."

"Not sure what you're whinging about this time, but if it's about how I've kept in shape over the millennia, well, I won't apologize for that."

"Well you are a woman of great taste, that much we know to be true."

"Kurt, don't be so prudish. Besides, I've been in much more compromising situations."

"Changing the topic then. Did you know I've recently become an X-Man?"

"Oh, Kurt, I have no reason to treat her otherwise. One Hell Lord - or former Hell Lord, I suppose - recognizes another. And we spend our days dedicated to the slaughter of our enemies. You never mentioned that being a hero could be so fun!"

"You don't survive for millennia without learning a thing or two," he says with a knowing grin. "And I intend to survive for many more."

"Please don't ruin the moment by sneaking in sentiment." He feigns disgust. "I was a king, the lord of multiple dimensions, commander of vast armies, I waged war on Heaven itself, and this is what makes you proud?"

He laughs heartily and claps his son on the back. "If I'd known slaughtering humans was what made you proud, maybe I'd have dedicated myself more fully to the task ages ago!"

He laughs again and feigns an exaggerated sigh. He does so enjoy pushing Kurt's buttons. "Ah, I see. Well perhaps you'd be so kind as to, er, show me the ropes, as it were."

What a curiously large head that man has.

His face twists into a wide fanged grin. "I solemnly swear that I am truly interested in learning."

"You'll do what? 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 me? We both know you don't have it in you." He teleports out of Kurt's grip, reappearing behind him. "And besides. The point is moot. I am no liar. A murderous, lecherous scoundrel? Yes. But a liar? I tell the truth as I know it."