Watching pages of text messages in the Johnny Depp trial being pulled out makes me believe that there’s a WhatsApp library somewhere with hard copies of all of our texts

Boris Johnson announced that llegal migrants will be given a one way ticket to Rwanda. Asylum seekers looking to escape drama will be given even more drama as they will now be housed there permanently. Uk govt is paying DON CHEADLE 120 millions pounds upfront to execute this plan

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Dude has no shame

Time to start tweeting..

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2 dutch girls were fighting outside my window at 4am. One girl called the other a filthy ginger then shit got real. Cops arrested the ginger

At the Pathe with pâté

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