If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".

“mamdani is just the beginning” went so hard that i almost liked a hate tweet

bringing back my all time favorite tiktok in honor of thanksgiving

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remembering when people were overjoyed that this woman got the nobel peace prize as an own against donald trump and she immediately started begging trump for a war in venezuela

jeffery epstein also said stuff like this

So sad. And so bad for America's reputation in the world, and thus U.S. national interests.

I work at Slack. We tell employees their DMs are private. And they are. Mostly. Look, when we say "private" we mean private between you and the person you're messaging. And your admin. And HR. And legal. And whatever compliance tool your company bought. And the export

Alex Jones having an average Alex Jones moment

Remember this guy the next time you are arguing with someone on the internet

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Do They Want to Get Shot? Masked Feds Stealing a US Citizen's Concealed Firearm in an Illegal Search. They Assault and Arrest Him. This is how the American Revolution began...

Your annual reminder that on this King holiday he had a life beyond August 28, 1963. He wasn’t just the racial equality guy, in fact his views evolved and he began to look at things on a macro level. I recommend reading the last book he wrote in his lifetime.

this is absolutely horrifying. we live in a deeply sick world led by spiritually bankrupt people

Pete Hegseth U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

NRA Pathetic statement from a pathetic organization. People wonder why the NRA is seen as a joke now by so many people in the Second Amendment Community and why organizations like National Association for Gun Rights and Gun Owners of America have grown so large, it’s because of shit like this from the NRA.

NRA Respectfully, get absolutely fucked into irrelevance. THE ONE OPPORTUNITY you have to speak out against a tyrannical government, THIS is what we get. Absolutely fucking not.

Unreal. The secret police are hiding the identity of the murderer. Total consequence free impunity to kill citizens. No rule of law. No investigation. Trump’s authoritarian police state. The U.S. is dead. How then shall we respond?

Trump: You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. It's a very unfortunate thing.