When your one night stand takes you to Starbucks to remember your name:

“Hey thanks for picking up my free chicken sandwich. Ok so to get in to my apartment you’re going to go through this portal at the bottom of the ocean, then poke through the goo…”

I'm very honored and humbled to have produced 4 songs on the new Drizzy album, "Honestly, Nevermind" Thank you brother for trusting me and allowing me to be a part of the vision. I never factored this into the equation for the beginning of my next chapter, but thank you ❤️

Confirming my friend’s Grubhub order after he just chugged fireball:

Me after I eat 13 chalupas from Grubhub:

Explaining my Grubhub order to my friend:

Having an internal debate about adding guac on my Grubhub chimichanga:

POV: trying to order Grubhub after a work holiday party:

POV: trying to order Grubhub after a work happy hour:

She’s a 10 but she just brought home Papa John’s

When a MF tells you they like Papa John’s:

Only $5 for John Fetterman and $20 for Dr. Mehmet Oz

POV: We are on a conference call with Papa John

Hi sir, I’d like to report a crime:

Pizza

When my pizza is cold and unavailable:

Discount Pitbull should have stuck with the Hot & Ready

.LOL Caesars #JerrysPizza

Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased a Hot & Ready Pizza for 5 MILLION DOLLARS