Serious tweet: Navy picking up echoes of the submersible implosion is a particularly haunting detail for my family as that same technology is used to locate my wife when she farts in Lake Ontario.
Jon Stewart delivers another crushing truth. 🔥
Why do we let corporations socialize financial losses and privatize their gains?
Let that marinate for a few minutes before commenting, it might be a little heavy at first.
male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives