This Amber Alert could’ve been an email…

Me n my followers

need a miata so bad, when's the last time you saw someone unhappy in a miata

Dupe:

One thing about me is I’ll never trust a horse bc they’re just way too big

There’s not a chance her feet are reaching the pedals

Has anyone made the “when u nut but shawty keep sucking” with this yet

You telling me a hamburger helped this meal?

Just finished Roadhouse who wants to come over and practice ripping each others throats out

Conservatives are mad because school shootings are woke now

BBLs are out fupa injections are in

Oh that’s your girl? Why’s she in my two-seat lambo tryna jerk me?🧐

If I ever meet a Hobo Johnson fan irl I’m punching them in the face as hard as I can

You don't drink bud light because you're scared of trans people... I don't drink bud light because it doesn't taste very good... we are not the same...

just logged in after a month and see that several of you didn't pay attention to your workplace phishing trainings smfh

Work wife filed for divorce today and that bitch wants to take my PilotPenUSA G2® Premium Gel Roller Pens (0.7mm)

On that’s your non-binary partner? Why am I doing their dishes then?🧐

I just know the inevitable Lil Tay documentary will be wild