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New video up! Comment on YouTube with your favorite female jazz instrumentalists! Why Aren’t There More Women In Jazz? youtu.be/t2N9zzecj2k #womeninjazz #jazz

As a statistician, I combine the physical strength of an accountant with the raw speed and agility of a mathematician.

Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: let me tell you about exponential backoff

A full stack developer is just one function call away from a stack overflow developer.

Mit diesem genialen Trick kann man leicht einen Schokoriegel in ein US-amerikanisches Kino schmuggeln!

In my intro stats class today, I told students the median is a ”resistant” measure of a distribution’s center & is often preferred to the mean in the case of salary data, etc. I jokingly referenced this meme and in the 15 mins’ break they had, a student created this MASTERPIECE!

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This is brilliant

this is proven by induction

microservices vs monoliths is the "would you rather fight 50 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck" of software development

#OnThisDay September 30, 1993, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" first aired on the Fox network. Dir: mark kirkland. Wr: Jeff Martin. EP: Al Jean Mike Reiss. It was the first episode of The Simpsons' fifth season.

Ladies, if he: - Always ask you about your day - Wants you to open up about your problems but gives no solutions - Gets really mad and needy when you don't reply He's not your man, he's the Standup Bot

🤔 If developers were linguists... Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian? Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

why go big when u can go home

we're in the 20's again, guys. time for some jazz

1/ OK, time for a generic tweetstorm