I’m drunk and good lord the only thing I’m craving rn is a strap, like, oh to have a strong mf railing my shit, AAGHHGG fuck I’m gonna die if I don’t have 7 inches of silicone in me pleasepleadpelsdlslslsolsplspslsl

Wish any wine house was alive to do a cover of snowman - sia :(

Celeb crush - guitarist from polyphia, don’t tell me they’re not all cool as fuck

Guess who’s up load maxing rn, my shi bout to be like, a water canon you already know, call me into ww3 I’ll slay my enemies with spunk and pizzazz

Call me princess lea the way I want that hawg

If you want to be a good girl, follow these simple rules

I want a lobotomy

Ned a boy to eat me out

Got called sir today LAWL

Abusing substances so they can’t abuse kids

FUCK I missed pride :/ it’s July now

Going to the mall if anyone wants to makeout in the bathroom

People are shit, I work in fast food and I’m going to hawk fat loogies in peoples onion rings. This is a warning to all who interact with the devil herself and shit.

Get me fuggin pregnant pls?

When I ride your dick, can I call it saddling up and heading west

I am going to kill myself via bridge