Win tickets to see Anderson East in SLO on 8/22/18, Dinner for Two at Buona Tavola and more! wn.nr/AytXfd

Win tickets to see Brandi Carlile in SLO on 8/21/18 + Dinner for Two at Buona Tavola! wn.nr/n7tYHs

Quick request from all parents/future parents out there: Please stop naming your sons Michael. There’s quite enough of them.

I’ve never been more proud of the internet.

This is not ok. With COVID-19 and Tik Tok, we are letting other news slip through the cracks. Like, HOW DID I JUST FIND OUT ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEW SINGLE THAT DROPPED TWO WEEKS AGO?? #LINDSAYLOHAN

Rick and Morty: Season 4 is about to return, and we have an exclusive look at its upcoming Alien and Prometheus-themed episode. bit.ly/2S2NqBO

Don’t let the government fool you. Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables for adults. #ConspiracyTheory #FactsMatter

You know we’re living in crazy times when I say the word “walk” to my dog and I’M the one who gets excited.

Now when I watch End Game, I'm ROOTING for Thanos and the gauntlet.

Well, thank goodness this isn't a shit show.

"Have you ever seen two grandpas of different dementias fighting?" - Collin S.

Is it just me or does this picture make it look like he's belting "My Heart Will Go On?" Donald Trump’s long history of racism, from the 1970s to 2020 vox.com/2016/7/25/1227… via Vox

"The Supreme Court is Ruth-less" - Jonathan K

It is really convenient for me that Mercury is in retrograde. Totally explains my lack of productivity for the last 4 months.

Why are we still using ID's to check if people are over 21? We need to be really grilling them. If they know how to keep a Tamagotchi alive then they earned that drink in my book.

Facebook posts from that guy I went to high school with indicate that taking the COVID vaccine DEFINITELY makes your penis grow two inches. #spreadtheword #COVID19 #vaccine

Rudy getting COVID-19 is the ultimate calling-into-work-sick move.

When Americans run out of countries to invade, we just get bored and invade ourselves.

I am Liv HEAR ME ROAR

What would YOU do? #Episode #ChooseYourStory