I mean, if we're honest we have to admit they kind of jumped the shark when they gave it to Obama (apparently for getting elected), no sense trying to find any sense in this shit anymore

Those of you reading this who are captains of industry, please note: I will never buy another home appliance that lacks a "silent" mode.

"The most human, powerful and humbling thing I've ever seen was a church at 3:00 on a Wednesday full of inconvenienced people who believe in going to the funeral." npr.org/2005/08/08/478…

DON'T DO IT

What if I’m not at war with anyone?

Funny how the more you scroll, the doomier it gets.

This is when it dawns on us that women have made possible the survival of the human race only because they had no choice. And men would sooner throw all in with cloning than stop being assholes to women.

I’ve seen some creepy AI shit on here but this is next level

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”

A Christmas message to my dearest friends: I have friends who are spending their first Christmas married. Friends facing their first Christmas alone. Friends celebrating their first Christmas with an adopted child, and others experiencing their first Christmas free after

I don’t know if this counts but I was probably 40 when I suddenly came to the realization that the Santa in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus was actually daddy, and mommy wasn’t just a ho.

Things that did exist 25 years ago: Newspapers Journalism Conversation Due process A general consensus that nazis are bad

I just had my face mauled by a pit bull. Ban this fucking breed and euthanize every single one.

Don’t be that guy who deludes himself into thinking he did something with his life.

If you can’t be intelligent you should at least be confident.

I side with Churchill: "I've taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." economist.com/christmas-spec…

Excellent advice for the 2026 investor.

Hard to know who to root for here

Welcome to 2026, friends

Hay un chiste donde un tipo encuentra a un duende que le concede un deseo, y el tipo dice "Hazme rico!" El remate es un gesto visual pero puedes imaginar. Recuerdo este chiste cuando veo la reacción de los venezolanos hoy. Hay que tener mucho cuidado cuando expresas un deseo.