there has to be a better word for gender neutral niece/nephew. Nibling fucking sucks

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America Make it make sense

Apparently Torchy's Tacos got rid of the kids’ steak quesadilla and now my life is ruined. 😭

When I say GO TEAM USA 🦅🦅 I mean everyone

Because I don’t want people talking to me. And that’s how I listen to my books.

Boy do I not give a flying fuck about what Brady Tkachuk has to say during the women’s semifinal.

This movie broke me so much I can never watch it again even though it is spectacular.

Not me crying at USA hockey winning gold.

If it’s not this I’ll be so sad "I don’t know any world in which Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce would be in the same room together, but apparently in this one they’re married?"

Please be careful building such an enormous straw man in Colorado’s dry, wildfire-prone conditions.

October 10, 1993. I had just turned 11.

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

SEC CHAMPS! 🐊🐊🐊🤸🏿‍♂️

My Megan Fox in Transformers is Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary

Me: "I'm fine. I'll stop talking about it." Also me 5 minutes later:

my boobs are big bc that’s where I store my sports knowledge

i’m afraid i HAD to do this Project Hail Mary Phil Lord Christopher Miller

I came to see one thing and Rocky delivered.

SUCK IT PITTSBURGH #GoFlyers