Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.

Oh hi Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade & now wants to play FarmVille, looks like tables have fucking turned

i can't decide if i need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep

do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.

i don't know how people have such adventurous summers. I'm here like ‘I got work tomorrow and the day after that and after that’

Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.

This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.

the avg funeral costs between $7,000 - $10,000 smh I can't even afford to die

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

i need a phone with 750% battery life

that moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what you are doing with your life

a moment of silence for everything i have to do but am not doing

If they don't add to your life, they don't belong in your life

netflix and chi...cken wings

You can do 99 things for someone and all they'll remember is one thing you didn't do.

do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same