We have now watched 4 episodes of Murderville and have come up with the OFFICIAL necessary Murderville Drinking Game. To find out the rules, retweet and comment and I will DM them to you!!!!

If you’ve ever insisted you’re not a predator, you probably are.

Corporate greed is Tyson Foods raising the price of beef by 35% while its owner became $1.6 billion richer during the pandemic, its profits skyrocketed by 140% last quarter to $1.12 billion and its CEO got a 22% raise last year to $14 million. It’s not inflation. It's greed.

Shoutout to the Karen in a fur hat at lulu 🍋 who just passionately told me how ABSURD it is that our bathrooms are closed to customers and will be calling corporate but has 100% never laid a finger on her phone or wallet for anyone in actual need.

That’s my man!!!!!!!!

It’s my sister’s bachelorette!!!! If you have the means, please buy her a drink!!! Venmo is @GetMoeDrunk And please share this!!!

Venmo @getmoedrunk to buy this hot chica a drink for her bachelorette ❤️‍🔥

HOWWW can HBO bring back the cringe-filled disaster that was And Just Like That for a 2nd season yet won’t bring back the brilliance that was Lovecraft Country?? Ohh oh I know. Because seeing Black people lead a moving, complex sci-fi show was just too much for them #dobetterhbo

People we don’t talk about: -Bruno -Jada

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When I’m on particular people’s Close Friends story on Instagram

Dear skin, you may get pimples OR wrinkles. YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM BOTH AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE. Pick a team, goddamnit! Old or young!

I hear the NFL is looking to hire kickers…..

Everybody’s bloated from the weekend. But to the tune of “Working for the Weekend”

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The Gilmore girls make me feel like I can eat anything and everything.