Please don't replace turf with plastic grass. It: 🐝 Offers no food and shelter to wildlife 🌱 Has a high carbon footprint ⚠️ Wears out and ends up in landfill 🐬 Sheds microplastics which wash into rivers & the sea 💦 Worsens flooding 🙈 Looks rubbish

They will believe the vaccine can do anything under the sun except protect against severe illness and death.

Done with platforms saying that the content they promote isn't their choice because it was promoted by an algorithm. IT'S YOUR ALGORITHM, FRIENDS. YOU WROTE IT AND TURNED IT ON AND YOU CAN RE-WRITE IT OR TURN IT OFF.

Ok, so the pro-hunting Countryside Alliance and pro-shooting BASC have 70,000 followers between them. We have just over 50,000 and campaign to protect wildlife against the hunters. Can you help us make our voice louder on Twitter? Follow and RT us. Let's do this 🦊

This is still the best Joe Rogan take

One reason I still have trouble believing crypto currency is money is that there aren’t commercials for money.

At this point, Amber Heard has become a completely dehumanized stand in for all the hate people have towards women but can't find a way to justify x.com/RottenInDenmar…

You open a window a tiny bit and all of a sudden doors start acting so dramatic

Amnesty's leaders are unable to morally distinguish between democracies that have blots on the system and totalitarian regimes where the blot IS the system; nor between democracies that may err in defending themselves & terrorist attackers that deliberately target civilians. /13

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

A quick word on the "there's a time and a place" objection to protest: if you're one of the 24% of Brits who believes we shouldn't have a monarchy, the passing of power from one unelected head of state to another is *exactly* the time to voice your opinions

"Neither the Ukrainians in 2013/4 nor the Iranians today could possibly have become incensed at living under corrupt autocrats whose violent enforcers beat them with impunity. It must be the CIA." - Very smart commentators

we’re not fully appreciative of the hold Leo DiCaprio had on my generation… like why was I as a 10 year old enthusiastically going to the cinema to see The Man In The Iron Mask

I'm sorry, but you can't *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average. That's not how averages work.

how do professional athletes not cry when their coach yells at them?

Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…