Oh my oh my! Bless my heart! I appear to have stumbled my way onto twitter. #FirstTweet

Now this just will not do. There are less people following me than there are orchards in my beautiful garden. #follobackinstantly

It would make me happier than a tornado in a trailer park if y'all would follow me! #follobackinstantly

Heavens to Betsy! Y'all wouldnt believe it! I was startled by my tulip gardner Jose! I thought it was ISIS trying to get me. #classicgraham

Did I say I might run for President? I meant to announce #JohnMccain and my new album "Security through Strength".

All this talk about me being president Is beginning to give me the vapors. #LindseyGraham #racefor2016

Oh poor Seahawks, bless their hearts! I'd hate to lose to a little cutie like #TomBrady too. #SB49

All this talk of #vaccines are starting to give me the willys! I think ISIS created them to destroy good old Lindsey Beauregard Graham

I ever tell y'all about the time I met the Israeli PM with my best friend John McCain

I think it's about time we give Vlad a good old fashioned spanking. Just right on his patootie. #Putin

Sen. Lindsey Graham Lindsey Graham would commit U.S. troops to #ISIS fight; weighs in on death of #KaylaMueller CNN cnn.it/1ATttjG

All this talk of war crimes and Senate confirmations is giving me the heebyjeebys.