MsMojo is nonbinary now

just learned that Joe Rogan was hosting fear factor and i didn’t know. I was like I loved fear factor as a kid. Joe was there

Back at the office after a traumatic Christmas like “yes family totally is everything”

SOUP 1 OF 2026: miso tahini kabocha kale soup. maybe my fave to make. like a pumpkin curry in texture and one that is best with a lot of accoutrements…very special and perfect for Sunday scaries

Is there a massage parlor that will put me under general Anesthesia

Hey your vibe is different today. What’s up? Hey everyone can tell your vibe is off today. Everyone is talking about it I have to tell you. Gossip of the day. Your vibe is different. Your vibe is different. Your vibe is different. Your vibe is d

Drag king named Balls Rollin

it would honestly be really scary for a bunch of people to sing the national anthem together like happy birthday style

About to microwave some fish at the office #Fuckever

I am perfectly normal

Jack In The Box is Deadmau5’s cousin. Daft Punk are their uncle

Pharrell gives Sapphic Vibes

Thrilled to announce that no weapon formed against me shall prosper!!!! Ahhh 🥰🍾😝🥳 Thank you so much everyone

Catching myself saying Oh God Why Let It End out loud

They’re bloodletting me at happy hour tonight come through!! 2 dollar wingzzzzz

She was beautiful like a burger

Been on a real good things are coming for me grind. Positive momentum positive mentality. Anyway my cars windshield was smashed in with a brick overnight