John Mulaney but it’s in the aesthetic of a bad tumblr poetry book

Dying In A Hot Tub.

this makes me so happy

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Newest single from Boom Boom Room: Side B is available to watch + listen to exclusively on YouTube. x #PalayeRoyale #TeenageHeartbreakQueen Link: youtu.be/5KY_8BSzKYM

I like to think I’m not that southern but then I remember in high school I used to order a gallon of sweet tea from Raising Cane’s and just carry it around with me throughout the day

so pumped

Some 40 years after "Superman: The Movie" launched the superhero film genre, "Logan" earned an Oscar nomination outside of tech categories. npr.org/sections/monke…

In 1951, Marilyn Monroe wore a low-cut red dress to a party. The next morning, a columnist complained that Marilyn Monroe was "cheap and vulgar," and would have looked more decent in a potato sack. Marilyn's response was these photos:

It's 7:52 AM and I'm miserable.

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Wishing a happy happy birthday to our gorgeous Lily Blue 💕🎉😘